Once upon a time.....

After long and arduous thinking of my past experiences and what others would find intriguing, I came up with five opening lines to essays that I could write about. These were the winners:

1. The view out the window was pleasant and then the door to the plane opened.

2. I don't like to lie.

3. My wife's doctor told her to push but I didn't know I should too.

4. Sitting across the room from me, Bill Cosby asked if I knew what a cappuccino was.

5. With my hands tied behind my back, blood streaming from my chin, and a knife lying close by, my mother walked into the room.

I hope you enjoy delving into the possibilities and letting your mind wander into imaginary worlds.